ac_unit Кондиционер lock Сейф bathroom Собственная ванная комната tv Телевизор hearing Звукоизоляция
Бесплатный Wi-Fi
blinds Затемнённые шторы desk Письменный стол dinner_dining Обеденная зона kitchen Холодильник airwave Фен iron Гладильные принадлежности cooking Кухня microwave_gen Микроволновка Зеркало Меню подушек shower Душ emoji_food_beverage Чайник emoji_food_beverage Чайник или кофеварка phone_in_talk Телефон self_care Туалетные принадлежности dry_cleaning Полотенца checkroom Шкаф local_laundry_service Стиральная машина
“Great place — if you’re into psychological thrillers and passive-aggressive hospitality. ”
🤯🤣🤪
Stayed here for more than three days and quickly realized this place is not suitable for longer stays. There is no cleaning service whatsoever, and the bed linen clearly has historical value — possibly dating back to the Cold War — because it’s never changed. There’s a washing machine, yes, but it’s more of a symbolic gesture: it can handle about one sock and half a T-shirt at a time.
Now, for the real entertainment. I asked to check out just 30 minutes later — had a meeting with someone and was simply running behind. Instead of basic human understanding, the host literally barged into the apartment while I was changing clothes. There I was, shirtless, in shorts, and she was loudly ranting about “guests from Arab countries waiting downstairs. ” Apparently, check-in at 12:00 is possible — just maybe not for you, depending on her mood.
As I was finally leaving, she started filming me on her phone. Maybe she wanted to document her prey escaping. Who knows. I’m not against publicity, but there was something off — she seemed genuinely unhinged.
The communication was a rollercoaster: formal one moment, overly familiar the next, then blaming me for mirroring her tone. So unless you’re into psychological experiments or vintage hospitality training, I’d say: proceed with caution.
The place itself is okay, but the host seems to have lost her grip on reality — or maybe it’s just the heat.